While scouring the stacks for moldy, oldy books I could get rid of to make room for shiny new ones, I stopped to peruse I Can't Keep My Own Secrets. This cool little book is full of 6-word memoirs written by "teens famous and obscure." So, yeah, I'm not a teen. I thought it would be fun to include mine in the subject line anyway.
Here were some of my favorites:
Told you I'd be published someday! - Kay A.
First I hone; then I pwn. - Dan G.
Living my dream; please sent money. - Brittney L.
Aspiration: colonize Mars. You're not invited. Jordan H.
I never got my Hogwarts letter. - Deanna H.
Dan saved my life; doesn't know. - Stephanie H.
Take me back to swings, fireflies. Cimara D.
Views on love, life, universe: TBA. - Charlotte T.
What would your six-word memoir be?